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[22 Oct 2004|09:39am]

What makes someone sexy anyways? Is it persona? Looks? Smell? Oral? Honestly.

Can you pin point it down to one factor? Winner gets a pie... and WHAT A PIE.

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Amen. [20 Oct 2004|03:54pm]


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Sooooo [20 Sep 2004|02:53pm]

[ mood | Other ]

I'm feeling rather sexy today so I thought I'd post.....has anyone played strip blackjack in reverse? if not I say you should try it.. quite fun... by the time you get all your clothes back on.. someone is dying to rip them off! not suggested in groups larger than two unless you are looking to have an orgy

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about me [15 Sep 2004|12:58pm]

[ mood | cynical ]

"I am a 25 year old female seeking a male." -not really

About me ...
whimsical, almost surreal....just when you think you understand you realize that you actually have no clue, for what's hidden in the shadows will be revealed only upon reaching a level of depth that many are too afraid to swim into.

I'm looking for ...
Someone who can hold their breath and keep afloat. Someone who can remove the polka dots from their polka dotted boxers using their telekinetic powers.

The most important thing in my life is ...
The most important thing to me is eating seedless grapes, I don't know why but it is very holistic.

I spend my free time ...
Tracking Big Foot, juggling bananas, running long distance marathons half way through and then giving up. Singing off key and dancing rhythmlessly to synthesized jungle music. Smelling a variety of bar soaps in various drug stores. Climbing rose bushes while wearing my favorite lime green lee press on nails, blowing bubbles with hubba bubba grape flavored gum, jogging backwards down the aisles of my local K-mart. Counting to 7 over and over and over again. Watching fruit flies breed, eating cheeseburgers with olives and orange marmalade, swimming in my neighbors duck pond and last but not least having that oh so important father-daughter Snapple.

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[11 Jul 2004|04:03pm]

Can I have a stamp?

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[22 Jun 2004|11:58pm]


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Ha!!! [11 Jun 2004|02:32pm]
[ mood | amused ]


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[07 Jun 2004|01:01am]

Who would win in a fight?


Jesus versus Joe. The great battle between a filipino and the one he doesn't believe in. Well Joe doesn't believe in a lot of things, but Jesus is one of them. Will Jesus pull out a walk on water move? Will Joe drop a banana peel? Let's see what you have to say.

Note: Joe has a bottle of booze, but Jesus has a glowing heart. Who will stand triumphant?

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so.. Hi [03 Jun 2004|08:59pm]
alright, edit #1 this being my first community application i was a little lost on teh process. lost ambition has helped me out a bit.

so where to being i guess.. well, my name's paul and i am 19 and 1/2 sdly i havent been to canada yet to enjoy the fruits of being 19. i go to school at duquesne university where i met lostambition through the swim team there. what to say.. well first off i have no sight in my left eye. i have a girlfrind of almost 6 months. i swim butterfly and freestyle and currently i believe 6th for the mile all time at school =\

the home life for me is alright. i dont really like living here and i really miss school. sad i know, i wish i lived out on my own. i dont enjoy being away from school, thats smoething i never thought i'd say.

i am a full fledged geek. in all shapes and forms. =d

i was told to post a picture, if my userpic wont work then lemme know and i ll post another one.

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[03 Jun 2004|05:37pm]

What's Jeremy thinking?
Gangbang? Pizza? Bea Arthur?

Best caption wins a piece of pie!

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[08 May 2004|12:52pm]

You know, we're pretty awesome. Not like the stupid awesome where people think we're awesome, but the awesome where we just know we are awesome. awesome.

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HELLO LOS ANGELES! [22 Apr 2004|05:07am]

[ mood | curious ]

Are there any Clippers fans in LA? Or is everyone a Lakers fan?

Do you attend games to see the opponents of the Clippers? Or are you actually cheering for them?

Inquiring (and btw, did you know inquire and enquire are synonymous? either that or the makers of my dictionary were very very lazy people. i also looked up the spelling for 'synonymous'. i'm a tard.) minds want to know ...

and why don't I just watch Clipper games?

because they aren't aired nationally.

and why don't they air Clipper games?

because the Clippers fucking suck.

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Dr. Phil = sexy [05 Apr 2004|07:09pm]

you know what's sexy? dr. phil is sexy. i kid you not. alright. so he's not physically sexy but the fact that he's making hundreds of lbs shed off of people of all shapes and sizes makes him sexy.

oh wait. i'm still not sold on the sexy part yet.

i have yet to figure out this enigma.


on an unrelated note but still related, i am actually addicted to the dr. phil show. you have a fan in me mr.phil ... or as your nephew calls you: uncle phil ... or as i will call you, unkie phil.

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BREATHE! [20 Feb 2004|09:51am]


p.s. I posted this rad pic of Mr. Belvedere but it didn't work. You're all missing out.

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[07 Feb 2004|06:17pm]

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A: A baby playing in a plastic bag.

Q: What is green and sits in the corner?
A: Same dead baby two weeks later!

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[11 Jan 2004|01:58am]

this community sucks.

yeah. yeah. i'm talking to you jeremy. yeah. whatcha gonna do about it, punk?

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i'm f-in bored [09 Nov 2003|03:05pm]

[ mood | bored ]

did somebody say... NNNNUTS?

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[01 Nov 2003|07:33pm]

my chips are soooo fried

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inquiring minds want to know... [20 Sep 2003|08:14pm]

[ mood | curious ]

hey man... where's p0lizei???

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Boredom Strikes Again! [11 Sep 2003|10:26am]


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